There are tons of theories circulating about what really happened to Kurt Cobain, but this theory trumps them all.
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Create one Start writing a post Home › Entertainment › The Absolute Best Kurt Cobain Conspiracy Theory › Entertainment The Absolute Best Kurt Cobain Conspiracy Theory There are tons of theories circulating about what really happened to Kurt Cobain, but this theory trumps them all. Abigail Fichtner Dec 22, 2015 University of San Diego 5.5k http://s3.birthmoviesdeath.com/images/made/kurt.cobain.conspiracy_theusindependent_1050_591_81_s_c1.jpg Advertisement ✕ Powered By As a devout Nirvana fan, I refuse to believe that front-man Kurt Cobain took his own life. The story goes that Cobain was found dead in his Seattle home on April 8th, 1994 after an apparent self-inflicted gunshot to the head three days prior. The original police report stated that Cobain killed himself after taking three times the legal dose of heroin in the greenhouse above his garage. Besides just me, many fans reject this story and have crafted detailed conspiracies that could have happened instead. We all know the theory that his wife, Courtney Love, killed him, but certain conspiracy theorists and I have a different take; Cobain is still alive and is actually Weezer front-man Rivers Cuomo.This theory came about when music lovers started noticing eerily similar facial features between the two musicians. However, the similarities don’t stop there. Here are four reasons why Cobain might be Cuomo:Weezer formed in 1992, around the same time that Nirvana was having issues. Some think Cobain got the idea for Weezer because he did not see a future in Nirvana.Weezer tour dates and Nirvana tour dates did not conflict at all, thus giving Cobain/Cuomo plenty of time to take on both roles. Cuomo has a book of Cobain’s songs that he deconstructs and has a noted obsession of.Weezer plays small shows under the pseudonym “Goat Punishment.” In these shows, the band only plays Nirvana covers.These may not be enough to convince some of the non-believers, but as Kurt would so wisely say “Come as you are”… or as you are not. Report this Content This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.Subscribe to our Newsletter Featured New Year's Resolution: Stop Talking About New Year's Resolutions Happiness is not a resolution. It's a way of life. Lauren Martins 19h College of Charleston 2082 lands-end-resort.com We hear it every single year. "My New Year's resolution is..." and "I'm definitely going to do it this year..." Personally, there's nothing that annoys me more about this time of year than when someone tells me what they have set as a New Year's resolution. 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Show less Featured 50 One-Week Challenges to Replace New Years Resolutions Sick of giving up your New Years Goals after one week? Georgia Kay Toner 30 December 2022 University of Montevallo 32962 New Years Resolutions are a tricky thing--most people make them even if they are not written down, but a majority of the population abandons their resolutions after the first week. How crazy is that? People can only keep "self promises" for a week. I do this especially...plan to eat healthy but then after a week I miss ice cream and quickly recede back into bad habits. I have thought about this and trying to do a hard task for an entire year is mentally daunting. So why try and do a year challenge when you could do a bunch of easy and fun weekly challenges? More than that, isn't New Years Resolutions about being the best version of yourself and having fun doing it? That's where my idea began. Things that I wanted to do, but would be too hard to continue doing. Or things I wanted to try but never had enough motivation. So this year my New Years Resolution is not a scary list of things I need to do all the time, but instead are just weekly challenges. I encourage you to read over the weeks, save them, and try to do as many as you can. These challenges vary on difficulty, but all promote self-discovery, kindness, fun, and the YOU that you've always wanted to be. 1. Early WeekWake up early all 7 days of that week. Try and watch the sunrise and just breathe. Enjoy your morning. Whether you are making breakfast for yourself or finishing work you didn't do the night before. Remember, the hardest days are the second and third! Early Bird Gets the Worm!2. Natural Beauty Week"Natural Beauty" can mean a lot of things do a lot of different people. It can mean: you go take a hike, go to the zoo, watch sunsets or sunrises. It can also mean not wearing makeup or trying to show your inner beauty and being your best self that week. I encourage you to try and see what the words "natural beauty" mean to you and perform this challenge. 3. Game Week End each day by playing a game. Yes you can do this easily on your phone, but I challenge you to find a game you can play with other people. Play cards with your family or get Monopoly out with your friends and ruin your friendships(just kidding). Just play and have fun. 4. Favorite Color WeekTry each day to wear something of your favorite color...it can be your t-shirt, your jacket, a bracelet, your socks. Anything. Just wear the color that makes you happiest for 7 whole days. 5. Compliment WeekBy now you should be up to/near Valentines Day...this is the perfect opportunity to share your love and joy with other people. The challenge is to give 5 compliments EACH DAY and mean them. Compliment that random lady on the street with the blue jacket you like, compliment that kids sweet shoes. Small random things like that can have huge impact on someones day. Share the love:) 6. Music WeekYour challenge this week is to listen to at least 30 minutes of music each day. I am personally going to attempt to listen to a different genre each day. Rock and Roll, Latin/Salsa, Popular Hits, Musical Theatre, Jazz, Classical, and end the week with whatever I like the best. I think its important to listen to music we like and to reach out and try new genres. So often I find that we tend to dig in with our "type" of music and refuse to branch out and try anything new. Well, here's your chance to see what you like listening to. 7. Horoscope Week Read your horoscope for each day. They are usually completely ridiculous and so vague that they are "scary accurate." If you wanted, at the end of the week you could try a psychic reading...giving a fake one or going to a real one. 8. No News WeekThis challenge is harder than it appears...you can't read the news, watch it on TV or look at it on social media. All too often the news plays up all the horrible things in the world and then does silly lighthearted stories to make it up. Go without news for one whole week and see what happens. 9. Meditation Week All you have to do is spend 10 minutes every day meditating and 10 minutes doing yoga. The most relaxing and easy 20 minutes ever. Trust me, doing this once a day for a whole week will make a huge difference. 10. Wonderful Week When someone asks you how you are, instead of saying "good", "fine", "okay", or "tired", you have to use a happy descriptive adjective such as "Wonderful" or "Fabulous" or "Awesome". I have learned the more you answer with a word such as "tired" the more actually tired you become. If you answer with a happy descriptive word like "Amazing", you are more likely to feel amazing too. Try it!11. Clean WeekHappy Spring Cleaning! This weeks challenge is to clean 7 different areas (like your car, a bookcase, your fridge, your room, your backpack/bag). Just 7 small areas. That's it. 12. Fruits and Veggies WeekThis is definitely a tougher challenge...you have to eat fruits and veggies at every meal. Unfortunately for me, that means no Nutella toast for breakfast. I want to try and live a healthier lifestyle and this is a good place to start. More healthy foods should make one's whole body feel better. 13. Note WeekWrite and leave nice notes on cars, in your favorite library book, on someones locker/desk, or even in a bottle and throw it into the ocean. Just put some nice words into the universe. With Easter here, its important to put some love in "Easter egg" like notes.14. Dressy WeekThis is a week I am looking forward to a lot because when I dress up, even when I'm not going out, I feel powerful and get a lot of work done. The goal is to dress up and look nice every day of this week...this boosts confidence and makes you feel like you can take on the world. Although it might cost a few extra minutes in the morning, it might help you feel more prepared for your week than sweatpants.15. Donation Week Go through your house and find 7 items to donate to good will(this can be anything--clothes, toys, cans of food). Just a simple one item a day donation could even lead you to find other things you want to donate!16. Cold Shower WeekI love hot showers, so this will definitely be a difficult challenge for me. Cold showers are supposed to be better for your skin and hair though...just keep in mind flawless beautiful Pantene hair as you suffer through the cold showers. 17. Inspiration WeekWatc… truncated (13,883 more characters in archive)