While the Obamas occupied the White House, the MainStream Media politely looked askance each time Michelle (nee Michael) Obama readjusted her penis. This was un
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Unanswered topics Active topics SEARCH Hall of fame FAQ Login Mother Page | Groupthink HQ Karl Marx Treatment Center People's Blog Search 33 posts • Page 1 of 1 Search Advanced search Email it Print it Michael Obama Penis Sighting - Most recent video captures Evil Smiley 8/24/2019, 11:41 pm While the Obamas occupied the White House, the MainStream Media politely looked askance each time Michelle (nee Michael) Obama readjusted her penis. This was understandable in the old context as it would have been frowned upon by racist Amerikkkans who would not have supported a trans First Lady of color. Now that the Obamas are private citizens once again, Michael no longer needs to maintain that high degree of care to hide his member from the general public's prying eyes. Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/24/2019, 11:41 pm Prior to the most recent sighting, the most obvious prior sighting occurred on the Ellen Degeneres show, where Michael danced with a group of people on stage. There, the appendage could be quite clearly seen swinging while she danced and pushing out the sheer, loose fabric of what appear to be white linen trousers. The trouser snake can really shake! Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/24/2019, 11:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/24/2019, 11:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/25/2019, 12:00 am Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/25/2019, 11:05 am Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/25/2019, 11:08 am Guess who that gay gentleman is? Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/25/2019, 11:15 am Reply with quote Back to top Ivan the Stakhanovets 8/25/2019, 2:45 pm It's always a pleasure to see FLATUS Emeritus Moochelle getting the Cube treatment. I do miss what she brought to the interwebs... Reply with quote Back to top Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n 8/26/2019, 3:33 pm ……..back up the train...…... Reply with quote Back to top Comrade Jenkem 8/26/2019, 6:08 pm There is something off about that "woman." But now that "she" is out of office at least the world doesn't have to pretend she is absolutely stunning and beautiful. Yech. The face only a man raised by Indonesian trannies could love. Reply with quote Back to top Papa Kalashnikook 8/26/2019, 6:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/27/2019, 1:33 am [/url] Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/27/2019, 1:37 am Who could the real parents be... Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/27/2019, 1:42 am Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/27/2019, 1:52 am The kids real parents, Nesbit and Blanchard. Their real parents would go on vacation WITH the kids and the Obamas. They had to perpetrate the lie of Michael being a woman... or Barry might not have won. Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/27/2019, 1:55 am Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 8/27/2019, 2:06 am Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 9/7/2019, 11:11 am Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 9/8/2019, 11:18 am Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 9/10/2019, 11:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 9/12/2019, 10:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 9/15/2019, 12:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 9/17/2019, 10:44 pm As you can see from the reaction to this posting, the general public is not yet ready to be fully informed about Michael's appendage. Click on the screenshot above to see the original posting. Reply with quote Back to top jackalopelipsky 9/24/2019, 2:09 pm Remember the days when the First Love Couple of France met the Obamas? Reply with quote Back to top Komissar al-Blogunov 9/27/2019, 10:13 pm I do remember some media outlet fawning over her marvelously toned arms. Reply with quote Back to top Evil Smiley 9/29/2019, 6:35 pm Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:I do remember some media outlet fawning over her marvelously toned arms. Michael Obama was on the cover of practically every magazine for 8 years - Melania, not on one. Then that hideous ogre from Vanity Fair had the nerve to say that Melania was ugly... Yes, the ogre on the left actually said that Michelle was beautiful and Melania was ugly. Black is white, white is black, up is down and down is up... Orwell was right. Reply with quote Back to top Ivan the Stakhanovets 9/29/2019, 7:32 pm Orwell...that would be a good name for a Kommisar on the People's Cube... 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