THE MANDELA EFFECT IS BITS AND PIECES OF PAST TIMELINES. THEY ARE TRYING TO FORCE HIS HAND. JULY 5TH MARKS THE NEW BEGINNING.
>South America is now comically close to Africa
>The history of the photograph goes back much further than before
>Gulf of Riga is completely new
>New Zealand is now two islands
>Capthca is now 6 letters instead of 5
>Pangea NEVER existed
CERN USING PHOTOGRAPHS TO TRAP HUMAN SOULS
YOU FUCKS NEVER LISTEN. IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES
POST CHANGES IN THIS NEW TIMELIJE THAT YOU HAVE NOTICED
>>New Zealand is now two islands
lmao
Come on.
>looks up new zealand wiki
I don't even care at this point. What the fuck are we going to do about it at this point?
Just shift to a good timeline already.
CHANGE THE CHANNEL!
Are you trying to spread fear? Atleast half of the shit on that list was never even true
Explain to me why you retards think cern changes timelines?
Because we want to believe man, I hope I'll see you around in 16 years, tomorrow it'll be august 06 and everything will be alright this time around, all thanks to green eisenhower october or some shit like that
Its literally an anime plot from 2009, I rather see something original
which anime
Steins Gate.
8/06 would be nice. Could def change some things in life for the better and fuck some hot girls.
>06
N'aw, take me back to like 1976 or something. Then I can die of natural causes hopefully before the 2010's start.
>tomorrow it'll be august 06
why 06 though ? why not 12 ?
It cant, never could
It served as an astral gate to lower beings
It works by lowering frequency density, allowing demons to appear in our world without having to take on a physical body.
You could call it a gateway but its more like a fishing rod to catch demonic entities with
Huh, reminds me of that sky laser thing from Howard the Duck
the maps look the same to me senpai
Anyone who knows a lick of Japanese would tell you that 安倍 would never be spelled Abbe.
explain
Only N and the voiceless sounds like p, t, k, h, s, sh can be doubled in native words. Whenever there is a doubled voiced sound, it's in loanwords like "beddo"
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In my Cernkovich timeline, it was
>called the Joseph Mugabe effect,
>Hanes had a cornucopia on the logo
>The Mr Peanut was wearing a monicle
>it was spelled MacDonalds
>they were called the Beredjiklian Bears
Honestly it really weird to be in your timelight rine now
>Joseph Mugabe Effect
Fucking lost, kek.
It's called "Mandela Effect" because it's what happens when you get shitcanned from your previous timeline into a corner of the MANDALA of all possible futures for being an intolerable prick to the people who put you on that timeline in the first place.
>t. God mandala'd a lit joint out of my hand once
>The history of the photograph goes back much further than before
i remember looking at the first photograph ever taken a few years ago and it's still the same one now, picrel
Wikipedia used to show the same picture at the top of their page i'm pretty certain but they have changed. It's still a similar photo but looks a bit different now. I didn't check when they updated it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_photography
I do not remember this. I remember the first photograph being of a man (vaguely) taken around the 1850s. Anybody else?
>POST CHANGES IN THIS NEW TIMELIJE THAT YOU HAVE NOTICED
Have noticed that my wood is harder in the mornings.
There is an afterlife. The only issue is that this post was written by someone that doesn't have any clue about what physics are. What do I mean? That if you dwelt much into quantum physics, alternative theories, etc, you'd instinctively know what the truth is. And it's much more disturbing than what CERN timeline shift conspiracy believers think it is.
There is an issue with physics, the issue's that they arrived at a dead end, especially in quantum experiments, they will either have to drop realism and adopt a semi idealistic view of what's reality or physics won't progress much more. CERN is just some OMFG I LOVE SCIENCE group of scientists.
There is an afterlife. And it's much more worse than I thought it was... Because, at the end, we don't die. The Universe is mainly mental, otherwise quantum physics and Psychic Phenomena, OOBEs, etcetera, won't make sense at all. But even quantum physics alone, scientists are full on copium on it because it fucked up their materialist view of the world, showing that the Universe is mental. I figured out that it's really similar to Eastern thinking, once you die you don't reincarnate tho, the universe disappears as it is the creation of an impersonal higher consciousness that is You. Your higher self. And once everything disappears, that same consciousness will start everything again and again because the mind cannot conceive of the concept of nothingness. Everything is destroyed, everything is made. This is what Nietzsche called Eternal Return. There is really nothing new under the Sun.
TL;DR: YOURE STUCK HERE FOREVER.
Yes, but also no.
Physical existence is just one level of consciousness, what you call your higher self manifests in the physical, but even that higher self is a part of the manifestation of the whole. Just like the physical is manifested many times, so does the higher self, and the whole. Call it what you will, but that's the brief rundown of what reincarnation is.
Physical existence is a dream, a real vivid and constant dream. I don't know if you've ever experienced it but dreams can be a lot realistic and some type of OOBEs shows a world that feels much more realistic than usual reality. What do I mean? That the current physical is but a dream destined to fade like all dreams do and reappear in another form. Eternal Recurrence.
Yes...
It's all recursion, but just like a branch grows out of a trunk, and other branches grow from that first branch, it is possible to live many lives in the physical layer from the single higher self layer. The layers eventually collapse once the whole starts a new life.
POINCARE RECURRENCE
Check that full house.
PENROSE TILING
Dude I could have sworn I missed the criterion collection sale as I remember being bummed out about it only a month ago then realized it was somehow July 30th again? I remember it so clearly. I could have swore July already ended a month ago.
Bruh having played EU4 a shitload Gulf of Riga has always been there
same with two island NZ. That map you posted in OP looks fuckin weird, spec Spain and Libya, but every other map is lookin like the right distance.
i feel like JJ Abrams was tryna tell us something with that dumbass show LOST
>South America close to Africa
It isn't, it is fucking far away, the red circulated area is called Nordeste and I live there
Go home glowie, the CIA isn't paying you to do this, go find a job and purpose in life
Hi
Case in point: It's impossible to sell my soul to myself.
pangea did to exist
Abe would never of been spelled Abbe that not how Japanese works
>itt: retards who never looked at a world map
every fucking time.
new zealand was always 2 islands (however it moved from the southwest coast of australia to the southeast coast about around 2012ish)
gulf of riga was always there
south america and africa are the same distance apart
as a weeb i can tell you for a fact that shinzo abe was never spelt with 2 bs
wikipedia still claims pangea existed
i swear to christ all you mandela effect people are fucking retarded. nobody ever talks about the real ones, like new zealand changing which side of australia it was on and getting further away or the haribo goldbear flavour change
as an Australian I can tell you that NZ was never to our Southwest. Ever notice how in every Mandingo thread theres a fact about NZ or Australia? Its because you people have never paid any attention to these two countries so its easy to get your facts conflated.
You only prove my point further by insinuating Mandela effect people are retarded but doubling down on your own delusions
>you people have never paid any attention to these two countries so its easy to get your facts conflated.
my best friend moved to new zealand when we were children so i learned all about it, that's why i know it moved
Wow I guess that invalidates my experience of living in a neighbouring country for 30+ years, Mandingo confirmed
mfw captcha is six letters
So if the timelines are swapping around, how come nobody ever reports changes in things directly involving their personal day to day lives? People talk day and night about bearenstain vs bearenstein, but how come nobody has ever noticed their own last name changing?
>New Zealand is now two islands
stopped reading right there.
>picture full of complete fucking nonsense
America is now comically close to Africa
our Solar System changed, and anons were aware of it in 2016
> (cont'd)
and here's a residue
Yeesh. OP and/or ppl who bite this give me the feeling that there are more digital and media illiterate ppl than I originally feared
just remember when trying to reason with mandelanaggers this is the average IQ you will have to contend with
In my timeline summer happened at the same time of year everywhere, but apparently it's winter in the southern hemisphere right now? Weird.
I know that /x/ if full of schizo threads and just simple play-pretend for the sake of entertaiment but CERN obssession seems weird to the point where I start wondering if it's all a falsflag to pollute and make look unbelievable possible actual leaks regarding LHC.
I've wondered the exact opposite. It seems like most things like people claiming to be reincarnations of Jesus or Odin or whatever, and other dumb ass shit seem to fly right past and CERN/Timeline threads immediately are set upon by people raging and gaslighting to prevent any real discussion from happening. Just seems fishy to me.
A LOT of us really do notice things to be different to the way we remember and subjectively believe that something has changed in our realities. Personally, I have entire strings of events in my memory that place South America much farther west than it currently is. Same with Aus being further south and NZ being to the NE of it.
It kind of feels the same as when there's an actual discussion going on about flat earth and then a bunch of angry posts show up and force the discussion to go on the defensive rather than moving forward productively.
I admit I come to these threads to read them for fun but Cern is all about crazy particle physics shit, maybe it's nothing but the concept alone is perfectly valid for conspiracy.
Does anyone else remember Youtube displaying three thumbnails for videos around 2005-2006? This is a mockup I made by slapping together random thumbnails.
I remember this vividly as well as the day they switched to single thumbnails. At the time, before there were custom thumbnails, people would make troll videos inserting random images into 3 moments in the video where the thumbnails would be generated from (You know, to trick someone into watching something and then it would just be Rick Roll). And I remember, again, very vividly, saying "single thumbnail will make trolls jobs a lot easier now!"
>Mandela effect
Call it the Mandala effect or the Mandorka effect.
It's called the Mah-nig-ga effect
>Pangea never existed
??? You living under a rock?
Also it was always Shinzo abe
South America was always close to Africa
And New Zealand was always two islands
maybe you just failed geography in your school